Thursday, June 19, 2008

Woody & I Got Something In Common!!

WE BOTH LOVE THREESOMES!

“I’d like to invite you both to spend the weekend. We’ll eat well, we’ll drink wine … we’ll make love.”

As far as I can tell, the plot follows Javier Bardem’s Juan Antonio as he attempts to initiate a three-way with Scarlett Johansson and Rebecca Hall. Hall, obviously playing the neurotic, ménage-à-phobic, isn’t into it; luckily, though, Penélope Cruz shows up (presumably within the first ten minutes), and it’s off to the races.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona is Woody Allen’s new film were obviously threesomes play a big role!

Threesomes scored an impressive victory today with the movie’s new poster, featuring Penélope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, and Javier Bardem apparently engaged in, or on their way to, a threesome. threesomes scored an impressive victory today with the movie’s new poster, featuring Penélope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, and Javier Bardem apparently engaged in, or on their way to, a threesome.

I’m never been a HUGE fan of Woody allen, although I must say that it seems to me he’s letting behind his neurosis and making steamier and steamier films!

I thought It would be appropiate for me to display the “trailer” of this hot steamy film that I’m really looking forward to see!

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Monday, May 14, 2007

Suzy Please Arrange a Threesome For Me!

I will absolutly vent my feelings in this post…

I’m stunned!

Last week I sent an email promoting my www.stepbystepthreesome.com book at a special price specifically for mothers day.

I send an email to my new subscribers with the email title:

“You and I know someone that wants to have a threesome”.

Of course inside the email I explained that the best candidate to have a threesome, was a single mom and that’s the reason I was offering a special price for my threesome manual…

Sure… some people took advantage of the offer, others ignore it, but some replied to my email telling me that I needed to arrange the threesome with my friend for them ???

Sorry to say… but what do these people think I am?

 The Threesome Celestine?

That story of: “Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a person how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime” is absolute bull!

I’m convinced that in everything people will rather take the “fish” than the method!

Specially now that we live in a “Microwave” society, people want everything fast with the least minimum effort!

Well, sorry to blow your dreams… but with threesomes that does not work that way!

The easiest way to have a threesome is to pay $500.00 and hire two prostitutes for one hour each and “sorta” live your threesome fantasy. NOW for experience I can tell you that if you do that your threesome is not going to live up to your expectations guaranteed!

YES having a threesome can be fantastic if it is properly arranged BY YOURSELF WITHOUT PAYING!

SO PLEASE, allow me to vent my upsetness!

I love helping and directing people so they can have a threesome BUT

BY NO MEANS I have my websites and manuals to ARRANGE threesomes for people who want a Microwave Threesome! SORRY!

Sure ‘ll teach you how to fish but I WILL NOT… REPEAT WILL NOT “give people the fish”!

HERE’s a FREE REPORT telling you where to find candidates for a threesome 

FREE report of where to find women for threesome sex.

BUT PLEASE

DON’T ASK ME AGAIN TO ARRANGE A THREESOME FOR YOU!

The original intention of my email was to again emphasize that mums are incredible candidates for uncomplicated threesome sex. 

So as a tribute to beautiful mothers here are some pitures of the most beautiful moms I’ve seen!

 

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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Threesome Bullshit

I cannot believe it!!!

I’ve been gettimng all these emails with people telling me about the “divorce fandango” from Britney Spears! According to what all the “pink press”, or gossip editorials say: The Idiot husband refused to have a threesome with Britney and Imagine Refused to have threesome with Britney and Paris Hilton. Now Please WHO in his right mind refuse that!!!

Sorry to say but I think this guy is an idiot and a wuss (to be polite)

Read more of this stupidity here!

Britney Article 1

Britney Article 2

Britney Article 3

Britney Article 4

Britney Article 5

Britney Article 6

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